Because I’m having a hard time finding them on this planet

The afterlife is a hot topic these days, what with Netflix streaming Surviving Death and ghost stories popping up on the best-seller lists.

Everyone’s so curious about what happens after…well, you know, but my advice is chill. You’ll find out for yourself soon enough.

If somebody gave me a chance…

I never realized how much I use sex to measure my self-worth until I wasn’t having sex.

Random thoughts to keep me from thinking how long it’s been since I’ve had sex.

As the pandemic rolls on, I’m fixated with the obvious question: will I ever get my hair cut again?

Next to sex, hair is our nonstop obsession. But since the pandemic changed every aspect of…

Just because I’m not having sex, doesn’t mean I don’t have sex on my mind. The pandemic slowed down my writing until it ground to a halt. I figured I…

Sex with myself is great, but it will never replace a living, breathing …fill in the blanks.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had great sex since the beginning of the pandemic.

I should revise that. I’ve had great orgasms since the lockdown.

Because that’s all I get when I hunker down with my techie playmate. Some of the best Os ever.

Haven’t you? If you don’t know how to get yourself off, oh my. You should do something…

Norah James

Single mom, double divorcee, running toward life with the scars and medals to show for it. Writing it all down, spelling be damned.

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